i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
Ok, right now voting for Ukraine! Favorite so far!!!
MY HEART D:
OMFG NO
Mom’s expression kinda breaks the mood, though…so unfazed.
“Oh, we’re out of milk? Oh well…”
^ BUT THAT MAKES IT WORSE.
WHAT IF HE DOESN’T HAVE A MOM IN HIS DREAMS BECAUSE
HIS MOM NEVER CARED ABOUT HIM IN HIS REAL LIFE.
(Source: somewheresomeonissmiling)
- Paparazzi: Miley, what do you think about Demi Lovato's obesity?
- Miley: Do you really have nothing better to do than act your insecurities out on others?
- Paparazzi: But she did gain weight.
- Miley: And? She looks gorgeous. She just recovered from an eating disorder, leave her alone.
- Paparazzi: But what about your weight? You've gotten comments too.
- Miley: I don't care if you wanna call me names, but by doing so you hurt my fans. And if you hurt my fans, I will hurt you
Did anyone notice this?
Natasha Romanoff: [all arguing in the lab] Are you all really that naive? S.H.I.E.L.D monitors potential threats.
Bruce Banner: Captain America is on potential threat watch list?
Tony Stark: [to rogers] You’re on that list? Are you above or below angry bees?
Steve Rogers: I swear to God, Stark, one more crack…
Tony Stark: Threatening! I feel threatened!
I did notice this! I died xD
Happy 46th Birthday Helena Bonham Carter!
Have she and Johnny Depp actually been in any movies SEPARATELY? I mean wow, I just realized that.
(Source: johnnydepps)
Dear Internet:
I thought you should know that this happened. In case you didn’t already.
No, I’m not sure what to say about it either.
Now I’m not saying they’ve run out of things to show you, but this short film features some coloured eggs.
Graham Norton’s Eurovision commentary (via the-eleventh-blog)
remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason
(Source: waiting-for-the-tardis)
indesperateneedofatimemachine:
can we get John Barrowman to do eurovision can we do that?
We’d still lose.
we could resurrect Queen or The Beatles and we’d still get nil points because we’re hated by every European country even though we’re fucking awesome and rich
